LEGO INDIANA JONES
w/ THE LOVELY GOOD
Whelan’s Upstairs • Sun 25th June 2023
lego indiana jones is a dangerous criminal organization, active since at least █ █ █ █ when it was first brought to the attention of the Foundation. at this time it was considered a relatively minor threat, when no more than █ █ civilian and personnel casualties had been attributed to it. since discovery by the Foundation, however, memetic distribution of the group’s ideals have proliferated at an anomalously fast pace. at Dr. █ █ █ █ █ █’s prompting it was elevated to Euclid-class.
the group appears to operate mainly in █ █ █ █ █ █, █ █ █ █ █ █ █, and is lead by a small group of no more than three individuals, at least two of whom are named Thomas. further details of the group are difficult to gather due to the class-III reality-bending capabilities of its high-ranking members.
containment procedures for lego indiana jones currently focusing on mitigating the cognitohazardous spread of its music. as yet, these efforts become less effectual as the group becomes more resistant. Dr. █ █ █ █ █ █ is currently working on a chemical deterrent which may incapacitate its members long enough for one to be dissected and studied.
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